Prop Cash Stacks

Prop Cash Stacks

Rent a Lamborghini, buy some of these, and you'll be ready to go for your high school reunion!

$35.99

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Portal Gun Replica

Portal Gun Replica

Portal! You know - that game you had a free demo of and had to play when your mom took your xbox games!

$284.99

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Unicorn Meat

Unicorn Meat

Enjoy the fruits of your favorite biblical character: The Unicorn! It's tastier than you'd think!

$9.99

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Portable Gaming Station

Portable Gaming Station

The Vangaurd portable gaming station is compatible with PS4, XBOX One, PS3, XBOX 360, and your life.

$349.99

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R2 Q5 USB hub

R2 Q5 USB hub

This 4 port USB hub includes a spinning head and built-in sounds! I know that's all that I want in a USB hub.

$74.99

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R2D2 Measuring Cups

R2D2 Measuring Cups

Caution: he likes to argue with you about whether or not you're measuring correctly. If this bothers you, go with a standard set.

$30.39

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Pikachu Hat

Pikachu Hat

With this Pikachu Hat, and your obvious wit, you will definitely be the coolest kid in school.

$19.97

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Game Of Thrones Goblet

Game Of Thrones Goblet

This premium Game of Thrones replica is sure to enthrall your dinner guests.

$29.99

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Cat Exercise Wheel

Cat Exercise Wheel

A recent study showed that this exercise wheel increased the likelihood of cat attacks by 50% in any given home.

$249.00

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5 Lb. Gummy Bear

5 Lb. Gummy Bear

This ginormous gummy bear is like 5 times better than your childhood! Just try not to eat it all at once...

$35.01

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Gallium

Gallium

This metal literally melts in your hands. Just please, don't swallow it.

$10.90

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Ice Ball Maker

Ice Ball Maker

Your friends and family will be impressed by your refined taste for the finer things in life.

$7.99

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Bottle Launcher

Bottle Launcher

Be Freeeeee! Return your used plastic bottles back to from whence they came: Mother Earth!

$35.21

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12 Gauge Shot Glass

12 Gauge Shot Glass

Just make sure not to handle a real 12 gauge after you've used these...

$11.20

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Gameboy Laundry Hamper

Gameboy Laundry Hamper

Make doing your laundry more bearable by combining it with the greatest part of your childhood!

$19.99

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Pocket Rocket

Pocket Rocket

This ain't no game of poker! This genuine pocket launcher is sure to stun your friends (If you have good aim).

$25.00

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Gameboy Fridge Decal

Gameboy Fridge Decal

Relive the glory days of the nintendo gameboy every time you fill a glass of water :)

$21.75

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Concrete iPhone Skin

Concrete iPhone Skin

This gnarly accessory is for the iPhone 6.

$29.99

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Finger Tentacles

Finger Tentacles

Unleash the Kraken! - Is exactly what you should say when you give someone a firm slap with your tenticular fingers.

$11.29

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Lock N Load Clock

Lock N Load Clock

They say to put your alarm clock far away so you can't hit the snooze button - problem solved :)

$19.27

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RC Paper Airplane

RC Paper Airplane

Make up for all of the failures you had in the paper airplane department as a child with this smartphone controlled airplane!

$49.99

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Huge Chocolate Bar

Huge Chocolate Bar

Recent evidence points to the fact that-I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! Chocolate is delicious!

$28.00

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Rainbow Tape

Rainbow Tape

Show your pride - for your rainbow tape by applying it to everything you own!

$10.88

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Hobbit Letter Opener

Hobbit Letter Opener

At least 10x superior to the standard letter opener

$29.50

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Offensive Business Cards

Offensive Business Cards

Sometimes you just want to insult someone without sacrificing your classiness - this is how.

$14.99

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Tetris Notes

Tetris Notes

Let's face it - Tetris is a damned nightmare. Perhaps you will have an easier go over with Tetris sticky notes?

$9.16

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Black Tiger Cards

Black Tiger Cards

These sleek black playing cards are sure to scare your poker buddies into resignation.

$7.50

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6 Rider Banana Tube

6 Rider Banana Tube

Enjoy the thrills of high speed water sports coupled with the discomfort of straddling a fence post.

$796.05

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Pokemon Monopoly

Pokemon Monopoly

Now featuring all eight gyms, and 6 Pokemon tokens!

$37.03

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Floppy Disk Coaster

Floppy Disk Coaster

Enjoy resting your beverage on technology relevant a mere 20 years ago!

$10.75

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Princess Leia Hoodie

Princess Leia Hoodie

Your girlfriend will love this (guaranteed)!

$59.99

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Nvidia Shield

Nvidia Shield

The Nvidia Shield portable system allows you to game on the go like you're on a full-featured console.

$538.88

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Cash Cannon

Cash Cannon

Make it rain! This device spews cash like crazy (sadly cash has to be inserted first).

$69.99

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Useless Box

Useless Box

A.K.A the box whose sole purpose is to turn off its own switch as soon as you turn it on.

$29.80

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Tetris Swimsuit

Tetris Swimsuit

Do I even need to explain why you should buy one of these right now?(assuming you are not a single guy)

$7.09

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Banana Light

Banana Light

Clutch this trusty light as you venture in search of a midnight snack.

$20.00

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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity

Cards against humanity is like apples to apples, but instead of trying to be clever you try to be an awful human instead.

$25.00

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Reverse Peephole

Reverse Peephole

Just please - for the love of God - don't tell me why you want this!

$11.99

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Hulk Cologne

Hulk Cologne

You will smell absolutely smashing with this premium heroic cologne!

$12.99

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Faceless Watch

Faceless Watch

It's so devious! Nobody will even know that you are checking the time.

$14.95

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Catapencil

Catapencil

When you pelt people on the broad side of the face with pebbles, they will surely suspect nothing as you return to your writing!

$4.31

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Cat Turntable

Cat Turntable

Your cat will probably be famous in like a week if you buy him this. Seriously though.

$25.25

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Giant Floor Lamp

Giant Floor Lamp

Giant Floor Lamp: an excellent replacement for those of you who are allergic to the sun :)

$3600.00

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Iron Man Mouse

Iron Man Mouse

This Iron Man gaming mouse is not only pricey - it's also very ironganomic.

$191.58

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Motorized Beverage Mobile

Motorized Beverage Mobile

Drink and drive responsib... I mean make sure that you have a designated driver.

$929.95

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Mini Guitar Amp

Mini Guitar Amp

This is going to rock your pants off! Caution: public use is not recommended.

$44.99

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Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Hum the Stars Wars theme song every time you drink a beer!

$37.95

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Darth Vader Lamp

Darth Vader Lamp

Shed some light on your dark side with this incredible Star Wars collectible! Sweet Dreams.

$59.00

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Fake Breakable Bottles

Fake Breakable Bottles

These bottles are quite simply: Smashing! (Includes 12)

$149.99

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Desxercise Machine

Desxercise Machine

The FitDesk 2.0! Combining your two favorite things: work and exerci... oh wait.

$259.00

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Not My Job Stamp

Not My Job Stamp

The use of this stamp is guaranteed to make your job 99% less difficult (perhaps until you are fired).

$5.50

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Beast Flashlight

Beast Flashlight

This flashlight is like... super bright... like probably about as bright as the sun.

$225.39

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Jedi Master Bathrobe

Jedi Master Bathrobe

Embrace the comfy side you must young padawan.

$59.95

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Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet

Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet

Nobody on the streets will mess with you while you're sporting this bad-ass Halo accessory.

$699.99

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Steampunk Flask

Steampunk Flask

This flask is very steamy and very punky. I think it's perfect for you.

$33.95

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Kids Mario Kart

Kids Mario Kart

Even if you're not a kid, this ride able 'Mario Kart' is a real blast!

$268.99

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Tactical Apron

Tactical Apron

Covertly carry out your summer barbecue - tactically avoiding your neighbors and family.

$33.75

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Lean Muscle Suit

Lean Muscle Suit

Warning: to avoid public nudity accusations, probably just wear this in your house.

$919.00

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Arc Reactor Replica

Arc Reactor Replica

Prove to your friends and family that you do have a heart! Regrettably, it doesn't include the suit.

$2799.99

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Wireless BBQ Tester

Wireless BBQ Tester

Yessir - that's right - monitor the temperature of your barbecue from a distance! Ain't technology great?

$23.99

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Rainbow Keyboard Cover

Rainbow Keyboard Cover

This is like probably the least amount that you can legally dish over for an insane laptop performance upgrade.

$6.99

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Hand Exerciser

Hand Exerciser

Now making it possible for you to get absolutely ripped from the comfort of your desk.

$30.00

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Horse Head Mask

Horse Head Mask

Release your inner horse with this equestrian masterpiece of innovation and ingenuity!

$26.03

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Carped Diem Shirt

Carped Diem Shirt

This shirt will definitely show all of those who say that your diem has never been carped!

$22.99

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Flux Capacitor Car Charger

Flux Capacitor Car Charger

The only problem with this charger is that it requires 1.21 gigawatts!

$37.95

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Radioactive Coasters

Radioactive Coasters

Sadly, these aren't truly radioactive, but, they'd probably fool some! (like your grandma).

$24.99

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Fake Parking Tickets

Fake Parking Tickets

25 fake parking tickets = 25 pissed off human beings. Enjoy.

$2.50

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3d Printer Pen

3d Printer Pen

Uses include: writing expletives when it's too hard to make anything cool with your 3d printer pen.

$100.95

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Glitch Cards

Glitch Cards

These specialized playing cards are sure to have absolutely no effect on the quality of your life.

$15.00

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Ice Pack Flask

Ice Pack Flask

One of many useful ways to conceal your alcoholism from the general public this summer!

$14.95

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Knuckles Cup

Knuckles Cup

Nothing like the punch you get from a good cup of joe.

$8.99

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Mass Effect Bag

Mass Effect Bag

For you Mass Effect fans out there - this is surely your bread and butter.

$189.12

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Camera Lens Mug

Camera Lens Mug

Nobody will even known it isn't a camera lens! Until you drink out of it-then they may suspect something.

$8.47

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Tryhard Clock

Tryhard Clock

Lets face it, you will probably discard this in a week. But hey! It's probably fun while it lasts!

$19.45

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Smart Light Bulbs

Smart Light Bulbs

Manipulate the colors of your light bulbs with the magic of WiFi!

$34.00

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NES Cutting Board

NES Cutting Board

Who says you can't chop veggies and enjoy the virtues of Nintendo at the same time?

$50.00

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Spock Business Card Holder

Spock Business Card Holder

Live long and prosper: in your business related affairs.

$149.99

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USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter

USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter

What nobler of a cause could there be for the USS Enterprise! Pizza slice me up Scotty!

$19.25

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Bomb Alarm Clock

Bomb Alarm Clock

It is pretty cool! But, I've found that when flying you should probably just use your phone's alarm... sigh.

$29.99

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Silicone Wine Glass

Silicone Wine Glass

This eliminates the possibility of making an even bigger mess when you've had "a few too many".

$14.97

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Test Tube Chandelier

Test Tube Chandelier

You might not be a scientist, but that doesn't mean that your chandelier can't be!

$220.00

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Under The Desk Gun Holster

Under The Desk Gun Holster

For those of you with greedy business partners...

$17.99

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